Choose Your Weapon

[akirlu]

Whole Foods has moved in just down the hill from us, so we are starting to shop there occasionally. I'm not fully re-adjusted to their produce nomenclature. This morning, in the act of taking a banana out of the hanging basket, I thought to myself, "Mmmmm, conventional bananas."

Me: You know, I normally think of the opposite of "conventional X" as being "nuclear X".

Hal: Hmmmmm?

Me: Well, what I want to know is, where are the nuclear bananas?

Hal: Only a terrorist would want to know that.

Comments

Re: Hm.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

No, we're a little behind the times out here. We do have someone proposing state legislation that will require heterosexual married couples to have their marriages annulled if they don't have children within three years.

Re: Hm.

[urlgirl.livejournal.com]

I love that someone's pushing this, btw. It just goes to show the ridiculousness of maintaining that the purpose of "marriage" is procreation.

Re: Hm.

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

I saw that -- so excellent. The only possible reason to limit marriage to a man and a woman is because you believe the purpose of a marriage is to produce offspring and I'm all for taking things to a logical extreme.