Killer Bestiary Rides Again
Oct. 9th, 2012 09:08 pmTonight Shoobie was going completely bonkers at the pile of miscellanea in the back corner of my office closet. Scratching, digging, barking, snorking and chuckling to himself in that agitated way he has when he's really enjoying himself, and absolutely determinedly frantic to get at the kipple-blocked far back.
Now, of an evening Shoobie sometimes does get charmingly feisty with the natural rubber ball that is roughly the size of his skull, pouncing upon it with cries of snorkulous glee and running around the living room with it, skittering and prancing and chortling like the happy miser he is, but these moods are a passing thing. With the closet, Shoobie was firm, Shoobie was resolute. Shoobie Would Not Give Up. And I've learned to attend to Shoobie's will-of-iron moods. They typically mean something. So I got up and moved aside the picture frames and the canvas panels and the rubber boots and so forth so he could get at the very backity back of the closet.
He plunged into the gap like the kibble-burning, rotund missile he is. And, true to type, was back out in moments with yet another dead rat, this one in full rigor, locked in his tiny little vise-like jaw, snork-snork-snorking the Shoobie Victory Chorus and flying the grizzled and stringy Shoobie Victory Pennant high. He ran off with his prize to the dog bed in the living room where he was obviously prepared to defend it to the death from all comers. Sigh.
On the plus side, Shoobie discovering the corpse now means it didn't have a chance to get ripe and stinky back there. And, in the department of useful information, tonight I learned that freeze-dried chicken breast is even more interesting than dead rat, at least for long enough for me to bag up the dead rat and toss it in the trash. On the downside, Someone is getting a mite too fond of dumping her spare cadavers in my closet.
And now the Mighty Shoob has been rewarded with pettings and praisings, and consoled for the loss of his fine rat with beef stick, and after a thorough search of all the places someone may have re-hidden a dead rat, he is snoring contentedly on the rug at my feet. Meanwhile, the probable cause of all this sudden influx of dead rat is washing her paws in my recliner pretending none of this has anything to do with her. Good thing it's getting close to closed windows season. I don't like taking this skeletons-in-the-closet business too literally, even at Hallowe'en.
Now, of an evening Shoobie sometimes does get charmingly feisty with the natural rubber ball that is roughly the size of his skull, pouncing upon it with cries of snorkulous glee and running around the living room with it, skittering and prancing and chortling like the happy miser he is, but these moods are a passing thing. With the closet, Shoobie was firm, Shoobie was resolute. Shoobie Would Not Give Up. And I've learned to attend to Shoobie's will-of-iron moods. They typically mean something. So I got up and moved aside the picture frames and the canvas panels and the rubber boots and so forth so he could get at the very backity back of the closet.
He plunged into the gap like the kibble-burning, rotund missile he is. And, true to type, was back out in moments with yet another dead rat, this one in full rigor, locked in his tiny little vise-like jaw, snork-snork-snorking the Shoobie Victory Chorus and flying the grizzled and stringy Shoobie Victory Pennant high. He ran off with his prize to the dog bed in the living room where he was obviously prepared to defend it to the death from all comers. Sigh.
On the plus side, Shoobie discovering the corpse now means it didn't have a chance to get ripe and stinky back there. And, in the department of useful information, tonight I learned that freeze-dried chicken breast is even more interesting than dead rat, at least for long enough for me to bag up the dead rat and toss it in the trash. On the downside, Someone is getting a mite too fond of dumping her spare cadavers in my closet.
And now the Mighty Shoob has been rewarded with pettings and praisings, and consoled for the loss of his fine rat with beef stick, and after a thorough search of all the places someone may have re-hidden a dead rat, he is snoring contentedly on the rug at my feet. Meanwhile, the probable cause of all this sudden influx of dead rat is washing her paws in my recliner pretending none of this has anything to do with her. Good thing it's getting close to closed windows season. I don't like taking this skeletons-in-the-closet business too literally, even at Hallowe'en.