The Sushi of Enlightenment

[akirlu]

So, Hal and I were walking around window shopping, and Hal tossed off some bon mot or other. This was not one of the Good Ones and so I gave him a +2 Quelling Glance of Disapprobation which, as usual, bounced off. "Do you know," I observed, "it can be very disheartening to be married to someone who, when slapped down with the Salmon of Enlightenment only responds with, 'Hey! Sushi!' "

To which Hal allowed as how, indeed, he likes sushi very much.

Comments

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

+2 Quelling Glance of Disapprobation which, as usual, bounced off

I think I'm developing that shield myself. It's very handy.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

Time to get a bigger salmon.

[marykaykare.livejournal.com]

Heh. Very much a familiar sort of interchange. I have explained, repeatedly, to Jordin that not everything that goes through his brain needs to come out his mouth, but I too have been unsuccessful.

MKK

[davidgoldfarb.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling that my Katie would empathize with you both.

[fritz-freiheit.livejournal.com]

All of which makes me think of this link:
http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

In his case, a beluga might be better.

[joyful-storm.livejournal.com]

I'll have to hurry up and borrow that before samildanach catches up w/ his friends list. . .

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

If you didn't like the sushi chef, you'd be gone. Observers draw the conclusion that the interplay between the Salmon of Enlightenment and the Ginsu Knife of Obscure Reference and/or Pun is part of the attraction.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

I'll need waders to negotiate these metaphors soon, but, having waded, I find you are substantially correct.

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

Once the Salmon of Enlightenment comes out of the Creel of Marital Bliss, we're pretty much in Unitarian Jihad territory anyway.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

Now, to find someone to embroider that onto a pillow for me.

[kateyule.livejournal.com]

Which part?

thank you all, this is priceless