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So, Hal and I were walking around window shopping, and Hal tossed off some bon mot or other. This was not one of the Good Ones and so I gave him a +2 Quelling Glance of Disapprobation which, as usual, bounced off. "Do you know," I observed, "it can be very disheartening to be married to someone who, when slapped down with the Salmon of Enlightenment only responds with, 'Hey! Sushi!' "

To which Hal allowed as how, indeed, he likes sushi very much.

Date: 2007-01-30 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyoutlaw.livejournal.com
+2 Quelling Glance of Disapprobation which, as usual, bounced off

I think I'm developing that shield myself. It's very handy.

Date: 2007-01-30 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marykaykare.livejournal.com
Heh. Very much a familiar sort of interchange. I have explained, repeatedly, to Jordin that not everything that goes through his brain needs to come out his mouth, but I too have been unsuccessful.

MKK

Date: 2007-01-30 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidgoldfarb.livejournal.com
I have a feeling that my Katie would empathize with you both.

Date: 2007-01-30 09:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akirlu.livejournal.com
Time to get a bigger salmon.

Date: 2007-01-30 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritz-freiheit.livejournal.com
All of which makes me think of this link:
http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

Date: 2007-01-30 09:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akirlu.livejournal.com
In his case, a beluga might be better.

Date: 2007-01-30 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyful-storm.livejournal.com
I'll have to hurry up and borrow that before [livejournal.com profile] samildanach catches up w/ his friends list. . .

Date: 2007-01-31 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kate-schaefer.livejournal.com
If you didn't like the sushi chef, you'd be gone. Observers draw the conclusion that the interplay between the Salmon of Enlightenment and the Ginsu Knife of Obscure Reference and/or Pun is part of the attraction.

Date: 2007-01-31 05:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akirlu.livejournal.com
I'll need waders to negotiate these metaphors soon, but, having waded, I find you are substantially correct.

Date: 2007-01-31 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kate-schaefer.livejournal.com
Once the Salmon of Enlightenment comes out of the Creel of Marital Bliss, we're pretty much in Unitarian Jihad territory anyway.

Date: 2007-01-31 05:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akirlu.livejournal.com
Now, to find someone to embroider that onto a pillow for me.

Date: 2007-02-01 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateyule.livejournal.com
Which part?

thank you all, this is priceless

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