Things I Never Expected to Say

[akirlu]

"Me and my head wounds are always at your service."

Because, of course, it ought to be, "I and my head wounds are always at your service." Jeez.

#NoContextForYou

Comments

[off_coloratura]

I would have expected it, if only because one can hardly expect to use proper grammar when one is suffering from head wounds.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

Sadly for my ability to use it as an excuse for my grammar, the head wound in question was 33 years before the utterance.

[off_coloratura]

Lingering effects.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

Ow. You are *mean*, girl. :->

[off_coloratura]

Only kidding! :)

[replyhazy.livejournal.com]

I and my head wounds...

My head wounds and I...

My head wounds...

I keep wanting to read it as "wounds", past tense of "winds", and it makes even LESS sense that way.

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

Yes, now that you mention it, "My head wounds and I" is clearly the best choice. I'll try to remember that the next time it comes up.

[replyhazy.livejournal.com]

*headde--*

Oh. Waittaminute...

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

*snort*