Home of the Snarkmaiden

Driving to work this morning, after scraping the frost off the windshield with my congealed squeegee, I thought about you guys in the Pacific Northwest. I wondered if you were having this chilly weather. I decided you were not, that you were all carrying on as usual with warm damp grey weather, blissfully avoiding hat hair. But now I know. And this evening I considered making a G&T, but decided that this really isn't G&T weather. (Thank goodness I watched NCIS, because otherwise this whole story would have overflowed the Weird bucket.)