Those are some seriously cool links in the comments too. That Random Name Generator is some fun, hey. Out of ten names I got two Darryls, and a stunning ethnic diversity. Bob Newhart much?

But I used to love the big index book in the cemetery office fireproof vault, when I worked there. A name like Lena Tantillo, there's a whole story right there, about the Scandinavians & Sicilians moving in together right here, the South Side Story, and what used to be called mixed marriages...