Those HGTV and TLC shows are one of the reasons we don't get extended cable service. I spend plenty of time in hotel rooms and at friends' houses watching house porn. I love those real estate house-flip shows in different parts of the country that actually quote prices and add up the numbers (not doing so well lately, but think of the hours I have missed wasting). Instead I keep up with the various networks' fantasy justice systems...

Martha Stewart you say. [Slavering.] And no pesky hardcopy to dispose of. Get thee behind me.