Oh, I get it, you guys are cynical

Shorter Any Episode of Orphan Black:

Oh, twist! She's an ally!
Oh, twist! She's an enemy!
Oh, twist! She's an ally!
Oh, er, she's dead.

Next episode: No, just kidding. Not dead.

Oh, I get it, you guys are cynical, part 2

Shorter Any Episode of Criminal Minds:

Never mind the bogus physics, we'll solve it with our Amazeballs Pseudoscience!